Go to a hands-on Museum
Dress the kids in matching clothes
Go to a Isotopes Ball game and make the guy next to you give you the over-size T-shirt he just caught.
Go to the mall and follow your kids around for a change.
Put rose thorns on your face at dinner
Play in the bath
Find a 3D Lego Buzz Lightyear to pose with
Go to the Rainforest Cafe. The food is wonderful and you don't have to entertain the kids. You can't have a conversation though